February 2010
26 posts
2 tags
This band just might save my life. →
“The whole world wants you to be miserable. It wants you to put your head down, sigh to yourself and give up on being happy, and I know just as well as anyone that sometimes, giving up seems like the only option, but if you take one thing from this record, I hope it’s this: Don’t give those mother-fuckers an inch. Stand your ground every chance you get because everybody deserves...
Feb 1st
January 2010
20 posts
Sorting Hat →
jdlayman: patrickwilson: alayman: patrickwilson: Gryffindor. It asked which I preferred, so of course I said Gryffindor.  Then it said, “Are you kidding me,” and put me in Hufflepuff.  I’m embarrassed. Ouch. I mean, Hufflepuff are hard workers, so that’s something. Yeah, I’m kind of ticked too… I figured I would be Ravenclaw, but it was like, “Nope. You remind me of Cedric Diggory -...
Jan 30th
905 notes
“I was half in love with her by the time we sat down. That’s the thing about...”
– Catcher In The Rye (via nedhepburn) (via jdlayman) (via patrickwilson)
Jan 29th
305 notes
Jan 28th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-1-24) →
Girl Talk (2) Brand New (1) New Found Glory (1) Jimmy Eat World (1) Blink 182 (1) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Jan 28th
5 tags
Jan 28th
325 notes
“Fiction, as critic Laurence Gonzales says of rock music, “lets you wander...”
– Writing Fiction: A Guide to Narrative Craft by Janet Burroway I whole-heartedly agree on both accounts.
Jan 27th
Jan 26th
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This dude is impressive. →
This is by far, the greatest version of 20 questions I have ever seen.  Give it a shot.
Jan 25th
Getting Ready, Jack Gilbert
poetry365: What if the heart does not pale as the body wanes, but is like the sun that blazes hotter each day on these immense, perishing fields? What then? (Desire is not the problem. This far south, we are careful not to mistake seizures for love.) He sits there bewildered in a clamp of light. In the stillness, the sun grinds him clean.
Jan 25th
45 notes
txtsfrmlstnght: (740): The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
Jan 24th
43 notes
Me: The Granada got new bathrooms?
Josiah: Weird. I always felt like I was going to get raped in there. I ain't no ones bitch.
Me: No, the bathrooms are actually nice now. Well, the girls is. Haven't been in the boys one yet.
Josiah: Planning on going to the boys room later?
Me: Maybe...
The Granada got new bathrooms? What a shame.
Jan 22nd
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Jan 19th
48 notes
10 tags
Jan 19th
Jan 17th
3 tags
Conan's Statement
lookatthisfrakkinggeekster: steveagee: People of Earth: In the last few days, I’ve been getting a lot of sympathy calls, and I want to start by making it clear that no one should waste a second feeling sorry for me. For 17 years, I’ve been getting paid to do what I love most and, in a world with real problems, I’ve been absurdly lucky. That said, I’ve been suddenly put in a very public...
Jan 12th
173 notes
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-1-10) →
MYCHILDREN MYBRIDE (12) Ludacris (7) Kanye West (4) Jimmy Eat World (4) OutKast (2) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Jan 12th
Accidently started using a handkerchief today, I kinda dig it.
Jan 11th
txtsfrmlstnght: (605): We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink. This is brilliant.
Jan 11th
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Hook 'em Horns
(via jdlayman) my house is bleeding orange.
Jan 8th
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